As the famous movie goes "what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Breaking the stereotypical mould of elderly, greying, window-peering, drooling old perverts this leggy blonde is the latest TV Licensing starlet to feature on YouTube.
She's obviously read the TV Licensing Visiting Procedures because she knows exactly what to do when confronted with a camera - run like the clappers and say nowt! Of course the occupier is well within his legal rights to record his uninvited caller, just as we are to comment on his YouTube efforts.
According to this TV Licensing woman's calling card she goes by the initials MM. She drives a navy blue Ford Focus, registration number X311 EEF.
The video, while it remains live, can be viewed here: